Mug - Scrapings

We all know and love this festive time.

The time to rejoice with friends, family and loved ones.

The time to come together to celebrate a solid harvest of smegma, which you have carefully built up over the preceding year.

In this joyous time, when the lucky family member is chosen to receive the carefully wrapped parcel of scrapings, it is only fitting to accompany this prestigious gift with a mug.

This mug is designed especially for this event, and it shows the deepest respect by inviting the recipient to consume the deliciously cheesy parcel all on their own.

This mug will help that lucky individual remember this moment for the rest of their life, making it a loving and personal gift, to be enjoyed for years to come.