Mug - Poo

Honestly there are no words that I can use to describe this mug.  Well, actually there are three, but you can probably work out what they are all on your own.

So I challenge you to email me with the most childish thing you can think of, and if you send me something three times more childish than this I'll send you this mug on the house, you don't even have to pay for postage.