Mug - Stupid Noise

You must have had moments like this, usually with someone that you work with.

You're both sitting, and they're talking and talking, trying to sound clever, but the more they do it, the more inane and pointless they seem.

In a situation like this what do you do?

Do you smile sweetly and say 'that's lovely my dear'.

Do you stand up, put your hand down the back of your pants wipe your index finger up your bum crack and then wipe it on his top lip?

Or maybe you prod him in the forehead and say 'no no no you silly little man'.

Or do you sit there, holding this mug in your right hand so the text is facing him, quietly slurping your tea with a disappointed expression on your face.  That's the passive option and definitely something you can get away with.

So go on, treat yourself, if this is not your style, treat a friend who will definitely get use out of it.  Go do it and practise being passive-aggressive, you know you want to!