Water Bottle - Cock

At some point most of us have had a go at drawing a cock on something.  Have you ever done that, even though you'd only admit it silently to yourself?

My favourite when I was at school was to draw a big one on the back of one of those roller blackboards, so when the teacher rolls it around after she's finished writing on the front, she's presented with a massive proud erection.

Made me giggle anyway, and most of the class.

This was nearly 40 years ago now sadly.

Anyway, my wife presented me with a beautifully wrapped present a couple of years ago with this cock drawn on the front albeit without the wings.  I added those afterwards, which ended up being the first Mr. Inappropriate design.

And what do you think of the cock ring halo?

This bottle is stainless steel, double walled, good for hot / cold drinks and has a cock on the front, can anything be better than that?