Large Candle - Aged Smegma

As the title says, I have to come clean, pun intended, which is why I've never allowed any sort of build up to check.

To check what it actually smells of.

So this candle definitely does not smell of what the labels says it does, unless smeagle smells of vanilla, which I very much doubt.

If you have any experience of this sort of smell, please do(n't) tell me all about it.

So in essence this is just a joke candle, sorry to disappoint.  Although now I think about it, it's probably better that way.

Get one for your house, put it on the mantlepiece or coffee table, and if nothing else, your gusts will realise what an amazing sense of humour you have!