Misfortune Teller

NOTE: I will fold a maximum of two for you.  You're welcome to order as many as you like but I'll only fold a maximum of two.

Let me tell your fortune!

Actually that was not a genuine offer, you can tell your own fortune, and the fortune of your friends, for the price of just 1p of money.  That's all.

And don't think it's cheap, just because it's only 1p, I spent a lot of time with The Oracle to make sure I have all eventualities covered with this piece of machinery, so don't underestimate it.

If you're wondering what your possible fortune could be, I can't tell you here, but it could have something to do with otters and badgers nesting somewhere, or maybe crunchy dangleberries, or could be something completely different.  You'll have to get one to find out!

You could take it to a party and leave it on the dinner table, give it to a friend inside a birthday card (which you could also buy from me as the postage will be combined with this), or just tell your friends' fortune with it!