Birthday Card - ASDA

If you use a pencil to check the box on this card, it's reusable.

So wait a few days after you've given it to them, break into their house and steal it back, then you can give it to someone else.

You might have to break a window (or two, if you're having fun) but it'll be a small price (for them) to pay so that you can re-use the card.

And don't forget to steal a pencil while you're in there.

And an eraser.