Wine Labels (x2) - Bum Grapes

This is definitely something you should keep with your birthday and Christmas cards, for so many reasons:

1. It'll give everyone a giggle.
2. When it's too late to get a decent birthday present for your friend, just dig out a bottle of crap wine from the cupboard and apply this sticker, job done.
3. It'll make people think you have an amazing sense of humour, especially when they read the bit at the bottom.

So for two pounds of money you can prepare yourself for forgetting someone's birthday, sounds like a good deal, right?

Actually you get two labels so you can forget two people's birthday until the last minute.